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other women have husbands that care about them and don't go running off to

see sheiks for goodness sake. Not me. Oh no. I had to marry a field geologist. I

couldn't have married a nice respectable shoe salesman like Mr. Rosencrantz down

the street. Did you pack your galoshes? Why did this happen to happen to me?

If I'd only listened to my mother and married Jim Appleby I'd be the wife of a