Τρεις είναι μια εταιρεία, τέσσερις είναι ένα πλήθος

When my boyfriend Dean cheated on me with my so-called best friend Charlie,

all my hopes for the future were ruined.

After shredding his suits and demolishing his vintage record collection,

I figured this would be the perfect time to do something I've always wanted.

actually use my first class law degree,